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Jeremy Andretti 

a troubled, sensitive, cute 15 year old boy from ‘eight is enough’ starring dick van patten in late 70’s to early 80’s. Jeremy Andretti is played by actor Ralph Macchio, the original ‘Karate Kid’. Jeremy Andretti was introduced on season 5, keeping with 20+ episodes. Jeremy brought 9 to the family which Ralph Macchio joked “was too much.” which referred to the show ending when Jeremy arrived.
“what was ralph macchio’s name in eight is enough?l

“his name was jeremy andretti, he’s hot, right?”
Jeremy Andretti by tessreah March 12, 2021

Jeremy Andretti 

Hello, Jeremy Andretti’s wife speaking, I got 201 rings. (All colors of the rainbow) we are now married.
“Hello who are you?” “I’m Jeremy Andretti’s wife

Sandy Andretti Hat 

A fancy, expensive, wide brimmed hat usually worn by Sandy Andretti(ex-daughter-in-law of Mario Andretti,ex-wife of Michael Andretti,mom of Marco Andretti) at IndyCar races. Similar to Kentucky Derby Hats, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the environment it is usually sighted in.
You always know you're watching an Indy 500 rerun when you see a Sandy Andretti hat in the crowd.

Jeremy Andretti 

Hello, Jeremy Andretti’s wife speaking, He has given me 201 plastic rings.(colors of the rainbow) We are now married.
“Hello who are you?” “I’m Jeremy Andretti’s wife

Jeremy Andretti 

Is Jeremy Andretti(Ralph Macchio) Hot and cutie?
No, Trash haircut, Looks young, Haircut makes him look as ugly as possible He a hoe I got better haircut then him Jeremy andretti is ugly

Mary Jane Andretti 

The driver you become after smoking pot—with great precision but not very much speed
‘Man!! I smoked a blunt ont the way home and suddenly I was Mary Jane Andretti ‘
Mary Jane Andretti by LuckDog November 29, 2017