Andrei

A handsome and charming guy, he is perfect at everything and more powerful than Thanos. Sometimes referred to as The Beast from the East.

-Wait, who is that sexy motherfucker?
-Ohhh! That’s Andrei!
You mean like The Beast from the East?

by Bp.momoh August 3, 2019

Andrey

Giant horse cock. Will break your heart and your bed. Will sleep with your mom.

Girl 1: Look at that fuckboy.
Girl 2: He's so sexy!
Girl 3: I bet his name is Andrey!

by Rizzter January 13, 2023

Andrei

That one kid who always laughs at his own jokes when no one else does. And they always catch onto a joke as soon as it's dead, and if it isn't already dead, it dies. The most unfunny person you will ever come across. Also says retarded shit.

Andrei: "Says a joke"
Also Andrei: *laughs hysterically*
Everyone else: "Shut up Andrei"
also
Andrei: "Can you pray in a coma?"
Everyone else: "Shut up Andrei"

by slatt!^* December 20, 2019

Andrei

Andrei is a guy that wants to marry you.

Girl 1: "A guy asked me to marry him today."

Girl 2: "He must be an Andrei."

by Mushkaaaa May 29, 2011

Andrei

Someone who is ridiculously mentally autistic, this decease is diagnosed with HIV laced with cocaine. This unidentified specie has a laugh close to a hyena.Once you hear this laugh you get a instant autistic attack.
(special info) It's only known weakness is a bitch named Aby. Issa hoe.

(insert feminist) "Look at that Andrei, such a retard."
(insert Andrei patient) "OMG i am offended, i will call daddy Andrei on your flat pancakes ass!"

by Yo Nigga, Tyrone January 2, 2018

Andrei

A wet wipe with no friends, family that love him or a loyal girlfriend. Anyone called Andrei should get their name changed asap as no girl with a working brain would decide to hump this wet towel

Hey Andrei your a fag
I know *insert any name here except andrei*

by A Bangladeshi fucking chad October 3, 2018

Andrei

The most forgetful kid ever. This guy could get into the wrong vehicle without even noticing. Very funny guy who loves to hit the vape harder than he hits the gym. His sense of humour is almost as dark as his skin, and did I mention the forgetfulness part? Who forgets to shut their truck off and roll up the windows? Great guy and hell of a time hanging out with him, everyone needs an Andrei in their friend group.

Man... he acts like such an Andrei

by ihateuglypeoplelol August 5, 2021