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1.
someone with no tits or ass
shawna, has flat pancakes
by idk you tell me May 05, 2007
 
2.
a flat pancake is a combination of a flat butt, flat back, flat chest, and flat personality on a human being. Basically the opposite of Nikki Minaj
"whoa, is that Nikki Minaj? Oh, my mistake. it's just a flat pancake."
by Kierstyn Huffine February 06, 2012