Light fuse and get away!!!! 

Light fuse and get away!!!! — The resigned acknowledgement that one is involved in a relationship with a — relatively — volatile person. If you don’t qualify and modify the previous statement with the word “relatively” YOU WILL HAVE A FIGHT ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!

Light fuse and get away is a traditional warning on especially explosive and fiery 4th of July fireworks. Volitive lovers are are fun for the same reasons that these types of fireworks are exciting: SOMETIMES VOLITILITY CAN BE AS HOT AND AS EXPLOSIVE AS HELL.

Is a question of timing and skill with long and short fuses.

I’m not saying anything about your lover; but, if your lover had a label it would be: Light fuse and get away!!!!

Light fuse and get away!!!! by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 8, 2023

make like a tree and get out of here 

Famously, one of Biff Tannen's taglines in Back to the Future movies. The other ones being "Shiiiit!" and "I hate manure!"

Young Biff: All right, I'll give it a look. Now why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?

Old Biff (hitting Young Biff upside his head): It's LEAVE, you idiot! "Make like a tree and leave!" You sound like a damn fool when you're saying it wrong!

make like a tree and get out of here by PancakeMonster83 May 18, 2016

call the judge and get some fudge 

Only old ladies know the real meaning behind this phrase.

Man: Can I help you?
Old Lady: Call the judge and get some fudge

call the judge and get some fudge by maagik January 13, 2019

Call the judge and get some fudge 

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?

Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.

Call the judge and get some fudge by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021

Build a bridge and get over it 

It's a sarcastic, humorous, & somewhat bitchy thing to say, when somebody keeps complaining about an event that happened, or a situation, & they just need to get the hell over it.

Example one -
Girl one: *crying* My boyfriend John broke up with me yesterday!
Girl two: That's terrible, I'm so sorry!
(...7 months later...)
Girl one: *crying* I still can't believe John broke up with me...
Girl two: Oh for fucks sake, build a bridge and get over it.

Example two -
Boy one: UGHHHHH! I'M SO HUNGRY!!!!!!!!
Boy two: Dude, you've been complaining for 30 minutes about your hunger. Nobody cares! Build a bridge, and get over it.

Build a bridge and get over it by Sarcastic little bitch May 29, 2013

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole 

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.

"I'm saying though, let me turn into the mole and get a swole!"

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole by Racer XXX March 23, 2022

shit and get

1. the act of hurrying and disappearing after preforming an action that one would not want to be seen or caught in the act of

hey here comes the police, time to shit and get!!!

shit and get by Tim L. in north Bama March 14, 2011