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wow and flutter 

Speed variations in a turntable,phonograph, or cassette player that cause irritating flattening in pitch with sour notes (wow) and/or garbled notes with jerky sharpening in pitch (flutter). Often heard from poorly manufactured, old, or poorly-maintained audio equipment. In the ages when LPs and audio cassettes were the only audio media available, stereo/high-fidelity magazines often used to rate audio components with wow and flutter specifications ranking at the top of the list.
George, your turntable has some nasty wow and flutter. The music sounds sour. It looks like it needs a new belt around the platter.
wow and flutter by pentozali April 8, 2006

wow and flutter 

Refers to da "verbally-gushing 'n' eyelash-battingly-impressed" reaction of cute chicks when you show them how well your magnetic-tape-based recording/playback equipment works at producing great stable-speed sound.
Since most high-end audio-systems have gone digital nowadays, you may have to find other ways to make da ladies wow and flutter over your recording-studio equipment's awesome sound-capabilities.
wow and flutter by QuacksO November 22, 2019

WOW Butter And Jelly 

The god of peanut butter that anyone could eat, unless your'e allergic to WOW. The WOW Butter And Jelly originates from god himself and when it is put in your mouth you feel a tingling that could either be orgasmic, or food poisoning. It is perfectly balanced, as all things should be....
"Hey Matt, did you try the WOW Butter And Jelly? I think I came when I ate it!"

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations! 

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

Wow! Good dope! Guys and their dicks! 

Wow! Good dope! Guys and their dicks! is what a guy's first thoughts are when he takes a big hit of Some Good Weed.
Wow! Good dope! Guys and their dicks! I want to suck some cock!

Wowsers and Bowsers 

A term to express excitement, anger, sadness, pretty much can be used to express any emotions and used in any type of conversation
Did you see Lebron drop 60 points last night?
Wowsers and Bowsers he didn’t miss a shot.