ball and socket 

A ball and socket occurs when one bro goes in for the fist and the reciprocating bro acts as if he is gona bump too, but instead grabs the bros fist and shakes in a pivoting motion making for an awkward moment. Thus the ball and socket has been created.

Bro 1: Fuck yea! (Goes for the fist bump)

Bro 2: (secretly going in for the bro move with alterior motives, and grabs the fist and shakes)

Bro 1: awe shit man the ol' Ball and Socket!

ball and socket by alaskan braj April 29, 2014

the ball and socket 

when you take ur mans penis and punch a nut!

my man wont disrespect me after i gave him the ol ball and socket.

the ball and socket by Tomicide November 19, 2004

two plugs and no socket 

dont know what it means. something to do with scotland

It means that if a man marries a woman he has never slept with, he would have no grounds for divorce or even objection if he woke up with two plugs and no socket.

two plugs and no socket by herman merivale November 11, 2021

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket 

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024