cow and rocket launcher story 

Used to describe a shocking and/or unbelievable story, usually involving 2 or more nouns that are not typically thought of together

We told Paul and his friends about our first trip to Michigan, and they loved hearing about the poo and the Doritos bag! Such a cow and rocket launcher story...

cow and rocket launcher story by flo0325 January 25, 2012

Knock it and Rocket 

Similar to Hit it and Quit it.
It refers to getting a girl knocked up and leaving quick like a rocket.

I just met this chick at the supermarket. I'm going to KNOCK IT AND ROCKET.

Knock it and Rocket by SpewKing October 21, 2010

rip and rocket 

When you're getting a hand job and a wax job at the same time. Make sure it's from one of the cute asians, not the fugly one

Friend: How was the wax job?
Me: It was good. She gave me the ol' rip and rocket
Friend: Sick!

rip and rocket by deejaay_cs October 21, 2017

bopped, popped, and rocked 

bopping someone upside the head, then popping them, then rocking them (knocking them out)

Classmate: Shut up, you can't fight!
Classmate 2: Sooo, you wanna get bopped, popped, and rocked.

bopped, popped, and rocked by kennedyperiodt17 November 2, 2022

rocked and socked 

Snorting cocaine and then getting fucked

Guy 1: Betty got rocked and socked at the party last night!

Guy 2: rocked and socked?
Guy 1: Betty snorted cocaine and then got fucked

rocked and socked by Goose2121 August 8, 2015

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Black and Decker Pecker Recker 

Pretty much a black hooker with brace's.

EXAMPLE

(unsatisfide customer): Damn you bout tore the thing off! You Black and Decker Pecker Recker!

Black and Decker Pecker Recker by ChUm KiLguS February 12, 2009