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i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard 

If someone says this to you its clear that they very much disagree with what you say even if its a fact
Triangle: you're pointless
Circle: i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard

felons and retards in blue 

(n.) A derogatory reference to bandwagon fans of the L.A. Dodgers or Dallas Cowboys. Most particularly those hopeless souls that are fans of BOTH the Dodgers & Cowboys that do not (nor have they ever) live(d) in the home region of either team, yet make up for their lack of geographical closeness by excessively annoying those fans of local teams by proclaiming their team(s) are #1 in spite of a lack of credulity to their claims.

Most are know criminals (felons) and/or clinically diagnosed mentally ill (retards) that live outside the L.A. or Dallas areas and are misguided hangers-on to past decades when those teams may have had a modicum of talent and/or luck. Their illogical & persistent affiliation with the team is most directly attributed a missing chromosome that also appears to result in excessive body tattooing, domestic violence, binge drinking, bed-wetting, drooling and an unexplained need to wear over-sized and excessively dark sunglasses (maybe out of embarrassment).

Both groups are made up of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blow-hards that are the scourge of all true sports fans. Extreme cases are evidenced by a trip to their "mecca" (stadium) to demonstrate their loyalty & obtain a pathetic photo of them wearing a blue team jersey while holding up one finger that they can later post as a testament to their senseless dedication.
Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?

Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the felons and retards in blue or bluetards.

Daughter: Do you mean the Dodger fans or the Cowboy fans?

Father: Yes.

Sometimes abbreviated FARIB
Also see fucktards or bluetards

Prick And Retardy 

Retardy:You can't say that, only some people can say that!
Prick:Well that's retarded
Prick And Retardy is that one movie where a biologist turns himself into an eggplant and calls himself Dildo Prick
Prick And Retardy by RoseRed669 January 25, 2023

Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Retarded 

A pair of really stupid fatasses or jerkfaces. Also can be refered to as Tweedle dee and Tweedle dumb, Tweedle dum and Tweedle dumber or dumbass Tweedle extreemlyfkn dumb and Tweedle absolutley braindead.
Oh look its tweedle dee and tweedle dumbass, tweedle dee and tweedle retarded!

.9. Every girl, female, and woman are in trouble regarding horoscopes.9. 

.9. Every girl, female, and woman are in trouble regarding horoscopes.9.
.9. Every girl, female, and woman are in trouble regarding horoscopes.9.