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Maxing and Relaxing 

Coined by Jeff Sepulveda of Santa Monica, and used in early '80's song lyrics, it refers to "Maxing out your Relaxation"!
Went over to ma boyz house to see if he wanted to hit the strip . . . But instead, he was "Maxing and Relaxing" at home . . .

mixing and mastering 

Listen to music on drugs, then you'll understand.
"Hey Miles, what's mixing and mastering?"
"Well Conner, mixi--"
"Is it when you feel the music move around between your ears?
It feels like it. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary."
*types 'mixing and mastering' into Urban Dictionary*
"Hmm, seems like it's not here. Wait we can define it!? ...

And would you look at that. You my friend, have entered the Twilight Zone.

Maxin' and Relapsin' 

Term used when one is chilling out and smoking weed or drugs of any kind. It usually involves skipping school, or missing work that day.
Phone rings.. "Hey I noticed you're car at home " "What are you doing ?"

ME: "Not much ,just Maxin' and Relapsin' "

Maxing and Relaxing 

When you're just kinda chilling out. All cool and stuff.
He wanted to hang out with me but I was maxing and relaxing.
Maxing and Relaxing by 2cool4youu February 2, 2015

The judge and jury of misinformation 

Said of a person who has so little self awareness that they don't understand they're screwing up, professionally speaking, big time. The new version of saying " the emperor has no clothes on" and isn't aware of it.
Brian Stelter is the judge and jury of misinformation.

Mixing Sodium and Glucose 

The act of anal sex through ones penis (salt, sodium) and another’s pussy (sugar, glucose)
“Last night me and Janet were mixing sodium and glucose if you know what I mean.”