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30 years old and still living with your parents

Either a pathetic loser or a member of the lost generation that got screwed over by Bush, the oil industry, and the banks. If it's the latter, when you graduated from college, housing prices were through the roof, health insurance costs were insane, and the average salary was pathetic... then the economy tanked. Now, you're back living in the home your parents owned when they were your age. You're sleeping in your childhood bedroom, in the bed where you used to dream about what life would be like when you grew up.
Even though you studied hard, never ran up any credit card debt, never broke the law, and generally did everything society asked you to do AND even though you work 40 hours a week at a salary position, you're 30 years old and still living with your parents. By the time the economy pulls it's self out of this slump, you'll be too old to have a family of your own, or to be seriously considered for any non-dead-end job. You're not sure where you'll live when your parents retire in a year or two and sell the house, but, as the responsible and realistic planner you are, you've already begun buying Ramen Noodles in bulk.

Living flesh and reLBJaLooD

Living flesh and relbjalood beings.
by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created living flesh and relbjalood by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

Living flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud 

Bejroogurs DouBJrags bejroogars bejroogulls dejroogurs dejroogers animents.

FELBJRATIVE KIND FELBJATIVE KIND FELBJATIVESHES FELBJRATIVESHES IS APART OF FELBJRATIVE KIND FELBJATIVE KIND UNIVERSE'S THE SUPREME BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MADE LIVING FLESH AND RELBJALOOD FLESH AND RELBJALUD. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.
I invented and made and created and started living flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

a boy brushed red living in black and white 

a boy brushed red living in black and white is the best underoath song

Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living 

"Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living, how are you?

Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship 

The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.
Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*