German Slip and Slide 

More then 15 men urinate and deficate on a female while rolling around on a tarp

I cant believe the mess that was made when the frat house shit and pissed all over her during the German Slip and Slide last night!

German Slip and Slide by transamguy December 17, 2012

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of. 

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of. by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

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the Hoff and the Germans 

David Hasselhoff was one of the artists who performed on the stage of the big party in Berlin, back in the days the berlin wall - and with it the iron curtain - felt. Since then, the Hoff is a cult icon in Germany.
His song "i am looking for freedom" is still asociated with this happening and its zeitgeist.
Most germans know that its trashy kitsch kult about him, they take it with a smile.
part its a little bit like that chuck norris thing, part it's the remember of the night the divided country became one nation again.

David Hasselhoff wore black leather and drove a speaking computer-car. He was like MADE for the German audience of '89.
thats the tale of the Hoff and the Germans

the Hoff and the Germans by Sugardaddy T February 25, 2008

Germany and Austrian relationship 

Exists

Exists because it does, Germany and Austrian relationship exists because thoose countries exist, next up mexico and china.

Germany and Austrian relationship by greyideas get edgy July 15, 2020

andermann 

It’s a funny person that would do anything for a friend just do piss them off

Hey Andermann tell me a joke.

andermann by Hello-friend May 29, 2021