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Duct'd and fucked 

When a female is incredibly attractive and sexually stimulating but has an intolerably screechy/loud/annoying voice and/or talks too much, duct tape can be applied across the female's mouth for the sake of ensuring that an interruption-free time is had by all (especially you).

The aural equivalent of brownbagging a butterface.
"Man, check out that hottie. She's got a voice like a velociraptor, but I wouldn't mind getting her duct'd and fucked."
Duct'd and fucked by fivebuckbox August 20, 2011

Sucked and fucked 

Getting fucked over THE WORST way imaginable usually in the United States armed forces AKA The green weenie but the suck and fuck is the top tier
Dawg I’m getting sucked and fucked right now bro! My battle buddies got me drunk and the platoon sergeants wife is in my bed and I have room inspections at 0600 and THERES A FUCKING GOAT IN THE ROOM FUCKKK!!!!

tucked sucked and fucked 

quickest and gayest way to clap a mans cheeks.
guy 1: What's Good B
guy 2: Last night, Nate tucked sucked and fucked me.

fucked and chucked 

In the event of a one night stand, where one is abruptly left directly after the act of sexual intercourse.


Jess: I was fucked and chucked last night.
Leah: Shit.
fucked and chucked by 313vagina February 22, 2009

faded, fucked and laughed at 

A phrase describing a debilitated person who has essentially ruined their life and relationships, usually via an addiction.
My dad used to lift his beer can high and toast the moment as he chuckled and blithely repeated, “well here I am, faded, fucked and laughed at!”

go and get fucked! 

Probably the most helpful suggestion you can give to someone you don't like.
So you don't like me? Ok, well how about you go and get fucked. Oh and you know what, even if you do like me, go and get fucked!
go and get fucked! by kam75xx November 8, 2021