Keel over and DIE 

A curse Michael Rosen can call upon you to make you, well, keel over, and die.

Harold Rosen (Michael Rosen's father): I hope you get an STD
Michael: how about you go Keel over and DIE

Harold immediately keels over, and dies.

Keel over and DIE by TheMagicBean October 8, 2017

Trip Fall And Die 

To tell someone ina an act of aggression to fall and die because they said some stupid shit.

yo that nigga Jared needs to trip fall and die

Trip Fall And Die by fazium_swazium07 November 18, 2019

eat shit and die

The definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being--curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to hell are synonymous). It represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.

"That mother-fucker just cut me off! Hey you! 'Eat shit and die!'"

eat shit and die by Dr. Kev October 27, 2006

Fry and Die 

Fry and Die ~ A term that is used for (rather stupid people) in which they get high and waste the buzz by going straight to bed.

(The complete opposite of Wake and Bake)

a. "Dude, I'm not about to Fry and Die, thats a complete waste of money!"

b. "Yo son, that nigga Josh always be pullin' a Fry and Die..."

Fry and Die by Bennetts May 25, 2007

fuck you and die 

Means leave me alone, go away and don't bother me again.

Bar scene: Two drunk guys talking . First says, "Your mother wears combat boots." Second replies with, "Fuck you and die." Sometimes abbreviated as "FYAD".

fuck you and die by barman6 November 23, 2017

Fuck off and die 

1. Telling person/animal to get the hell away from current location and die.

Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHAH I SAW GABE'S WANG IN THE SHOWER AND IT IS THE SMALL
Gabe: FUCK OFF AND DIE.

Fuck off and die by Maggo June 20, 2003

STFU and die 

Shut the fuck up and die.

Because sometimes, STFU + GTFO just isn't strong enough.

"Can you just STFU and die, plz? >:| ok thnx."

STFU and die by Jester October 8, 2004