SEIZE AND CONSUME

(to) SEIZE AND CONSUME - verb

The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.

This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious

If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!

You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake

HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM

SEIZE AND CONSUME by rzhhhh November 11, 2011

Zoom and Consume 

When one drinks copious amounts of alcohol whilst on a Zoom call with coworkers.

Man, COVID-19 sucks, I hate working from home! Do you want to do a Zoom and Consume with the fun coworkers later?

Zoom and Consume by UGOBEGOBU March 17, 2020

Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods 

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from--- 

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from--- by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Conserve, consUerve, AND conservE

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Conserve, consUerve, AND conservE

Conserve, consUerve, AND conservE by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025