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The Cock and Anchor 

When you bang your girlfriend while she has a tampon in.
Brenda and I got pretty drunk after bar hopping last night. We didn't even realize until we woke up in the morning that we did The Cock And Anchor.
The Cock and Anchor by RoyCoup November 16, 2012

shock and anchor 

Fisting while spreading your fingers so you can't get back out.
I gave her a shock and anchor and she wanted me to release
shock and anchor by Jake busts nuts December 10, 2016

anchors and assholes 

Its used for an extremely difficult but almost impossible situation, but its when you finally pull threw and get the job done Anchors and assholes!
on a boat catching a 300 pound plus fish using light weight fishing equipment spending hours out on the boat and somehow finally managing to get the fish in your position, freaking anchors and assholes

anchovy and olive 

"i'll get a 12" anchovy and olive"
"good choice sir that is the best pizza in the world"
anchovy and olive by kernowgringo October 20, 2008

thing o anchovies and a bagel 

The act of rimming a man, the hole in the bagel is referential to the butthole, and the anchovies refer to the ravenous man that has his mouth open and pleasuring the receiver. The anchovy is also a fed upon by several top level predators and this represents the role of the person that uses the terms place in the hierarchy of being available for a wide range of types of men.
"Wow, did you hear about Timmy! He lined up for all the guys last night, it was a real thing o anchovies and a bagel!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026