yoda

Along with R2-D2, quite possibly the only character who was cool in both Episodes I-III and Episodes IV-VI. Thus, one of the only things George Lucas didn't fuck up in the second Star Wars trilogy.

A: Did you see Yoda go berserk in Episode III?
B: Yeah, but did you see what they did to Darth Vader? All the way from badass to emo loser...oh, my poor childhood...

by Alfred F. April 24, 2007

Yoda

Drug Addict

Infamous ketamine addict and serial killer. He was known for running his enemies over in his 2001 Honda Civic, and for stealing other people's ketamine.

Addictions: Ketamine
Location: Yoda's Hut, Jedi Temple
Vehicle: 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door Sedan
Weapons: Lightsaber, 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door Sedan

A man identified as Yoda has been apprehended for 6 counts of vehicular manslaughter and for possession 5kg of ketamine.

by Yuri Taurded December 10, 2020

The Yoda

Any act including the combination of a Dwarf (i.e. Diastrophic Dysplasia), a domed topped rubbish bin and a young male with blonde hair is a swap or forest setting.

Any reenactment of Luke Skywalker meeting Yoda on planet Dagobah, as this was the name of the scene "The Yoda" became a game amongst the film crew, the idea was to try and catch suprise someone by doing iIt

by JubJubs October 3, 2013

Yoda

A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes.

"Cool Urban Dictionary is!"
-Yoda

"The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is."
-Yoda

"Kick your ass I will!"
-Yoda

by Dave June 21, 2004

yoda

a wise or seemingly all-knowing individual

hey yoda, what should i do?

by chocolate FREAK June 30, 2004

The Yoda

A midget drinks green Kool-Aid. During midget sex, the male wears a glow-in-the-dark condom (his lightsaber) and uses the force to cover them both in vomit.

Don't mess with the dark side. You'll just get The Yoda.

by Steve Shifty Shaft January 17, 2011

yoda

Term reffering to "cocaine".

lets ride out and get a bag of yoda.

by floridagoon August 17, 2008