Freddy Takes a Shit

A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.

Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"

by Semen Huffer November 13, 2020

take a shit money

the amount of money you need to have in the bank to take a shit on your bosses desk

Rick James - I won the lottery
Johnson - whats that smell
Rick James- I just took a shit on your desk, i have enough take a shit money

by Johhnnny V October 11, 2008

Taking a shit

Basically saying that you are kidding but with a swear word.

Person 1 “your mum big gay”
Person 2 “wut?”
Person 1 “ lol i’m just taking a shit bro”
Person 2 “ oh ok bro”

by ToxjK December 16, 2018

don't take no shit

When you really do take shit from people, things, life etc, but you want to seem tough.

I don't take no shit from anything! Somebody say something!!!

by Scdaw March 10, 2016

take that shit to the head

Taking a shot like a man without a chaser

person 1: give that girl a shot

person 2: ya girlll take that shit to the head

by Jessica2343254534 November 30, 2010

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.

Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.

by TigerW August 10, 2005

See A Shit, Take A Shit

A Snapchat viral montage and hashtag of #seeashittakeashit originating from the hashtag #seeachugsendachug. This specific hashtag is to pay homage to wannabe male and female bodybuilders who are dry scooping pre workout, followed by chugging an energy drink. Whenever you feel the glory of the ole faithful geyser about to explode, snap a pic of your ankles with your britches wrapped around them and hashtag the pic #seeashittakeashit and send it to your friends. By doing so, the expectation is that they will reciprocate the pic. Happy Shittin’.

Did you receive my See A Shit, Take A Shit?

No, I need to drink some coffee or preworkout, then I’ll #seeashittakeashit for you.

by Buschlight October 19, 2021