Punting Season

The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.

"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."

by DJ Humidifier November 9, 2021

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Kevin Punt

Is in jail

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Kevin Punt is in jail for 68 years

by co5oo September 23, 2022

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(pup-punt-ing)

Derived from puppy kicking.

When a writer makes their villain perform an unreasonable act that makes no logical sense with no characteristically justified reason, all for the purpose of showing just how evil they are.

Movie Critic 1: I thought the villain was well written, except for the first scene he was in when he just randomly killed his royal jester for dropping a ball while juggling.

Movie Critic 2: I agree, that was a prime example of pup-punting.

by OctopusProbably March 24, 2023

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Punt muffin

A sex act in which you punt a muffin into a girls orfices.

I heard you punt muffined Sarah last night!

by LanternFriend October 14, 2022

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god punting

God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."

Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"

by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017

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