1. Terrible place for anyone outside the state...hell, terrible for anyone outside the city.
2. Ignorant, lazy, pathetic, fat, stupid people sweating in a city that is unbelieveably hot.
3. Terrible education system. Kids walk around dirty, speaking broken english and breaking into cars.
4. Absolutely no progress. This city has no decent jobs, it is nearly impossible to become middle class,has ugly architecture, huge bugs and refuses to live in the 21st century! I am black and I am telling other blacks here, "SLAVERY IS OVER!!! MARTIN LUTHER KING IS DEAD!!! GET A DAMN JOB, PUT YOUR KIDS IN THE TUB AND STOP LYING AROUND WAITING FOR HANDOUTS!!!" People make me sick.
5. The place where I will not raise my children! I am leaving here after my lease ends which is 2008, and heading for DC, Atlanta or New York City.
6. Closed minded to anyone who is not american black or white, Christian, conservative and overweight. Must like huge amounts of pork, bar-b-q, trash talking other people that are not like you and eating until your blood pressure is 300/200. Must not want to weigh less than 350 pounds.
2. Ignorant, lazy, pathetic, fat, stupid people sweating in a city that is unbelieveably hot.
3. Terrible education system. Kids walk around dirty, speaking broken english and breaking into cars.
4. Absolutely no progress. This city has no decent jobs, it is nearly impossible to become middle class,has ugly architecture, huge bugs and refuses to live in the 21st century! I am black and I am telling other blacks here, "SLAVERY IS OVER!!! MARTIN LUTHER KING IS DEAD!!! GET A DAMN JOB, PUT YOUR KIDS IN THE TUB AND STOP LYING AROUND WAITING FOR HANDOUTS!!!" People make me sick.
5. The place where I will not raise my children! I am leaving here after my lease ends which is 2008, and heading for DC, Atlanta or New York City.
6. Closed minded to anyone who is not american black or white, Christian, conservative and overweight. Must like huge amounts of pork, bar-b-q, trash talking other people that are not like you and eating until your blood pressure is 300/200. Must not want to weigh less than 350 pounds.
Well I said quite a bit in the definition; but I will repeat here. If you wish to live in Memphis, you must like to eat until you pass out, steal, murder, refuse to speak proper english, talk about the white man holdin' you down daily, reject education, talk loudly, have several kids with different men yet talk about Jesus to whoever will listen, eat pork and not have any concept of what is happening outside of the city.
by Jennifer123 July 14, 2006
The act, usually partaken by teenagers, where they are French kissing a little too enthusiastically due to a lack of experience and, well, class.
My car broke down again yesterday, so I had to catch the bus; there was this lad and his girlfriend at the back of the top deck and the chap was going at the poor girl like a racehorse eating an apple.
by YellowPinkie July 9, 2011
A very unattractive woman.
by shortsite January 10, 2009
by barn March 9, 2005
Slurp her
by Yeetskeetbeatmymeat180183 August 1, 2019
an expressionwearing Dr. Scholls footwear.
Fred:how are those new shoe soles?
Ted: totally far out. i'm gellin' like a felon eating watermelon.
Ted: totally far out. i'm gellin' like a felon eating watermelon.
by burningking1472 March 23, 2011
by ThisNameIsMadeUp1122 May 28, 2017