My parents were celebrating my birthday wrong for 16 years. FML
by Jellytugs March 16, 2010
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An acronym overused by whiny teenage girls who can't stand when one tiny thing about their life goes wrong.
Katie: omfg!! me and my bf of 3 days got into an argument!!! FML!!!

Bill: Shut up, bitch. No one cares.
by omgwaffleslol March 15, 2010
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Made popular from the teen movie Superbad, in the scene where the employee at the liquor says "Fuck My Life".

fml is an easier, faster way of saying something when nothings going your way.
Broseph: Yo i got a 85 on the test, how'd you do?
Brosk: I failed, fml.
by fattehboi March 28, 2008
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An example of a FML moment would be when you wake up on a Saturday morning ready for work and upon arriving at work, you realize it is indeed Saturday.
by srhwo May 5, 2009
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person1: Dude i really dont like you

person2: I really dont care go and fml
by count thingamajig November 29, 2010
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Today I was fired from my job because the mug on my desk said "Fuck" on it. FML
by TreeBobJoe December 14, 2009
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