Beaten like a red haired stepchild

To have had a tank of whoopass opened on oneself.

Sean just got beaten like a red haired stepchild by Gaz!!!

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

Beaten Track

When said cock is mutilated with in a clamp stand

Coates falls into a clamp. Oh no! he has got a beaten track.

by MNNVCXZASDEWQ January 4, 2022

Beaten By Tour

When one goes away on tour with you university for example and comes back a broken man. A completely different person to how he left.

Dafydd was beaten by tour

by lashinegun May 2, 2011

The Beaten Beagle

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

Example:
James: What the... what’s with that old slurry’s arse?
Allan: She has been pounded so much the padding is loose in her arse!
Glenn: That boys, is a Beaten Beagle!!

James: *Vomits while fapping*

by Coondawgs December 17, 2017

Beaten Docket

A betting slip that has not won.

His wife find a beaten docket in his sky rocket and sent him down the road.

by ParadigmYoutube February 18, 2019

throw you a beaten

When some one says I am going to throw you a beaten they mean they are going to whip your ass.

If you hit me again I am going to throw you a beaten.

by Jodygirl November 16, 2007

Beaten with an alligator

When a guy gets his penis stuck in a plastic you alligator and beats a chick in the face. To properly be beaten with an alligator you must he wearing alligator boots.

He is into some freaky shit. Ever since I have met him all he talks about is me being beaten with an alligator.

by Shshssbbs June 6, 2015