An ancient sculpture found in the European Musueam with the features of Lindsay "Ancient" Zwerls.
I fucked Ancient so hard last night that she cried.
by WY from the I October 16, 2004
An archaic skinny ass rook that loves to be abused by a jewish, anorexic penis!
When Wylans needs his cock rubbed, he goes to the museum and visits the exhibit of Ancient Zwerl!
by Shaniqua October 04, 2004
A sculpture dating back to 1000BC with small boobies and a large jewish nose.
Although Ancient Zwerl has lived for thousands of years, her love for the cock is still as strong as ever.
by sleeze September 30, 2004