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Pillars of Archer

The Pillars are:

1) Keeping it real
2) Any hole's a goal
3) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there is a honey in the middle)
The Pillars of Archer are three rules to live your life by
Pillars of Archer by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

dropping the anchor 

The act of dropping your balls into another person'S butthole.
Father of groom: I'm so proud of my boy. It looks like he's dropping the anchor after his wedding, just like I taught him.

crown and anchor 

Cockney rhyming slang for "wanker".
Used as a derogatory term, or insult.
"I'm a plastic gangster, They call me a crown and anchor"
crown and anchor by Little Hazel January 11, 2009

Sterling Archer 

Sterling Archer, AKA "Duchess", is all that is man. Not only is he the worlds best secret agent, but he is an accomplished cocksman. When he isn't saving the world or having sex with a beautiful women he is probably doing one of 11 things: Belittling his valet Woodhouse, telling Lana Cane to call Kenny Loggins because she's in the "Danger Zone", beating Pam with a dolphin, playing with an ocelot named Babou, referencing Bert Reynolds movies, attempting to include an air boat into his plans, using operational funds for personal expenses, drinking, saying "I swear to God I had something for this", buying turtlenecks, and answering his phone with the ringtone "MULATTO BUTTS!".
Man: Dude I just tapped this super hot chick and then threw her clothes out the window cause she couldn't poach me an egg.

Man#2: You totally just Sterling Archer'd her. Well done.

Anchor Run 

Running in just underwear and shoes to a Delta Gamma sorority house and then leaving underwear on the anchor or lawn if no anchor is available. After underwear is removed, participants run back to starting location in their shoes.
I barely made it away from cops during that Anchor Run.
Anchor Run by lnull February 21, 2010

Anchor Shot 

When a SWAT team, or military unit shoots a terrorist, they move on to the next room. To prevent a wounded person from getting up, a shot to the head 'anchors' the body. Any units entering the room will ALSO anchor shot, just in case. (Body might be found with one to the chest, and six holes in the head, just because.)

(Rumored to have started with Israeli Anti-terrorist units.)
"Hey, you got some brain on you...

Yeah, I was a little close on that anchor shot on the second floor."
Anchor Shot by Boom-Headshot! June 30, 2011