Pretentious, although claiming to be the opposite. A person that has done more than you, seen more than you, and knows more than you. You cannot win against this person. This person likes to namedrop and flaunt knowledge about music. A complete and total waste of space, and a stereotypical blowhard. A sarcastic asshole. A caustic and cynical personality. Perpetually negative.
"Why must you be so cynical? Please stop acting like anamericangod."
by James Corncracker April 10, 2010