The sweet sweet taste of what was once a great shit but not properly wiped, leaving a smear or smudge of sluggish looking dumplings that was forgotten (looking like pudding) to rub around ones anus hole creating much itching through out ones day.
Me: damn bro i just finished up takin a fat shit but somethin doesn't feel right.
Some random girl: maybe you should check for some analpudding?
Me: Hey! great idea i wouldn't want rope burn ass all day! thanks random hoe!
A large, intmidating, muscular man of viking decent who listens to nothing but black metal and death metal, and who loves nothing more than to ram women's assoles as hard as possible.
Jesus Christ, look at that monster, he's gotta be 6'5" and solid muscle, crazy ass viking berserker bastard! Yeah I know, I spoke with him earlier, all he cares about is hatefuckin' chicks in the butt and deathmetal, just an analpoundingshithammer.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.