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analknight 

A heterosexual man who has turned to the dark side of the force.

x: Hey Luke, is Dave still going out with Kim?
y: Why do you ask me this?
x: I dont know, I guess I like her.
y: No man, Dave has turned to the dark side of the force.
x: What? Kim is a fucking goddess, why would Dave turn into an analknight?
y: Idk.
x: Anyway, ill comfort her at Jays party tonight.
analknight by ricefarmer February 21, 2009
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analight 

The action of penetrating one's behind and jamming a flashlight up ones anus. Usually followed by turning the light on and off several times while in the rectum.
Did you hear about her, she likes to analight.
analight by Fei Hong Chan III February 1, 2005

analightenment 

When anal exploration brings you closer to spiritual enlightenment.
"Our anal adventures will bring us closer to analightenment" - Pook
analightenment by Cheyena May 13, 2016

anal knight 

Weird sick gay guy who likes to fuck other men in the ass
Hey you know that guy Justin?yeah. He's such an anal knight
anal knight by 93FrEeStYl93 October 6, 2008

Angelknight dotorg 

The name for an unknown individual who wrote the most popular definition for glomp and the third most popular definition for DBZ.
It should be noted that these were both written in 2003, and are the only definitions written under this name.
A- "Did you read Angelknight dotorg's latest definition?"
B- "what."
Angelknight dotorg by Gwo_ November 1, 2023

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anniknight tc2 by anniknight tc2 November 13, 2023

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