oh shit! were those anal beads?
by That Marine January 11, 2008
Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.
Anal Beads Theory
1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.
1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.
by Cpumaster February 13, 2015
The act of putting a Bratwurst chain inside your partners anus and then pulling it out at extremely high speeds.Eating the sausage afterwards is common.
Person 1:I heard Lisa did the Dusseldorf Anal Beads with Jack last night
Person 2:Didnt know she was into that!
Person 2:Didnt know she was into that!
by Lancerhandle June 9, 2021
Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!
by Topboonter March 29, 2020
anal beads for the toe
by givemehead5 November 25, 2019
To use an anal bead and lose said bead within one's anus, thus 'planting' said bead.
(To reap what you sew)
(To reap what you sew)
by Machman January 26, 2009
Holy shit that whore shoved a fifth of Jameson Irish whiskey in her ass and did a giant butt chug a true Irish Anal Bead
by Jigga208 April 16, 2022