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Anal beads are a type of sex toy for both men and women to use when alone or with a partner. This toy is a good introduction to anal sex for beginners. Typically, anal beads are smooth, round spheres made of silicone or plastic. Resembling a short strand of pearls, the beads are connected to one another by a piece of nylon cord or other type of strong rope-like material, with a ring or some other type of handle at one end. Some anal beads feel soft to the touch, while others are firm and textured. The beads are inserted gently one bead at a time into a person's anus. At the moment of orgasm (or at other times), they are pulled out by the ring or handle. Another version of anal beads is similar to a dildo — made of plastic or rubber — where the shaft is a series of round spheres.
Sally eased into anal sex by using anal beads.
by beepybeep March 13, 2009
 
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a term of endearment, when used in a non-derogatory way
C'mon Tommy, my lil anal bead, dinner's ready!
by D-Nasty! May 08, 2009
 
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Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.

Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.
Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.
by Friday13 September 05, 2010
 
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A small string of metal beads used to stick up ones ass. Used for sexual excitement. I.E. Crack heads.
I enjoyed smelling grandma's anal beads.
by Adrian October 15, 2003
 
12.
a string of wire with tape that causes a bomb to explode wen you run the shit over.
oh shit! were those anal beads?
by That Marine January 11, 2008
 
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a string of wire with tape that causes a bomb to explode wen you run the shit over.
oh shit! were those anal beads?
by That Marine January 11, 2008
 
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The best tasting meal when I wake up in the morning.
Mmmmmm... Anal Beads for breakfast.
by Chrispy March 23, 2004