amoiigency

An "emergency" that has to do with any video game problems, fashion dilemmas, or Gossip Girl.

From the Yiddish root meaning "urgency" and the Japanese root ("Amoii") meaning "non-issue."

Must be said with New York Jewish accent.

"I couldn't decide what version of Mass Effect 3 to pre-order; it was an amoiigency."

by Rose N. Berg February 22, 2012