Amateurstitute

Having all of the properties of a prostitute except receiving no pay for their services. Thus retaining their status to compete in the slut Olympics. Their passion for their sport and disregard for monetary gains or personal health are an inspiration to aspiring whores and preteen make-out bandits everywhere.

example 1
guy 1: dude, that must have been one expensive night.

guy 2: No, that girl wasn't pro, she's still an amateurstitute. Only cost me a cab ride home and most of my dignity...

example 2

guy to locker room: Man, there was no distinguishing that amateurstitute from an "A" list porn star she did e-v-r-y-thing. I'm talking Dog in a bathtub, donkey punch, Cleveland steamer and I finished with an angry pirate!

Amateurstitute by Big Pasta September 11, 2009

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Rihards Ameters

Rihards is a very sticky disease. Rihards is very silver style gamer, who is fucking bad at every game that he plays. Rihards doesn't have a gf, because he doesnt really care about them. Rihards conformed him self as being gay forever. Rihards have a stage 4 down syndrome, sometimes he will say some weird shit or some dumb shit, that nobody will care. Rihards has a little brother, who is loved by his parents. Rihards isnt loved by his parents. Thats why he got a tree slice pillow. Dont be like Rihards, you will regret it for the rest of your lives.

ME: Dont be such a dumbass Rihards Ameters
Rihards Ameters: no u

Rihards Ameters by Kristersszzz January 30, 2019

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amateurstute

A prostitute who is of amateur status. Less than one year, less than one month, less than a day—heck, even less than an hour. Just not a pro. But definitely someone who’s just over and done with their OnlyFans’ revenue stream post-pandemic.

“Are you really gonna go inseminate that prostitute, bro?!!”

“Hey, man, hey! She’s not a PROstitute…she’s an amateurstute.”

amateurstute by Nicaraguan Stavros September 24, 2021

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Sauchie amateurs

One of the shitter parts of sauchie be ware of callum john mcually or else

CJM is comin for you @ Sauchie amateurs

Sauchie amateurs by Ash Mundells Idial September 12, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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