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A max tier simp 

Someone who is absolutely obsessed with a person(commonly a female) that they would blow their whole paycheck and go without food for a month to please the female.
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:

-Justin

-Tristin

-Tyler

-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)
Ex- Bartholomew, a max tier simp, spent six full hours doing Brittney’s homework and all he got was a simple “thanks”.

pulling a max 

When you say you are going to show up and you simply don't. Not picking up your phone afterwards is essential in order to pull a well-performed max.
Where is Beven? Ahh shit, is he pulling a Max again? What a gay bastard!
pulling a max by Valchy November 27, 2020

having a Max 

having a max is where one feel so high like they are in a different dimension AND COULD BE!
Woo i think I'm having a Max
having a Max by SCOTTS ALI December 20, 2010

Busting a Max 

This is when you try really hard at everything you do like in video games, shuffling, and every single task even the mundane ones.
Take it slow bro, stop Busting a Max
Busting a Max by Putoytoy June 7, 2011
Amazing to the maximum degree. The absolute highest level of awesome.

Originated in the Boston area and is rapidly catching on.
"That guy's eyeliner and tight pants look amaxing on him."
amaxing by Stacy March 28, 2005
"a max" is a typically caucasian boy with a big afro style haircut. A Max is typically a drug dealer and drinks to much on the weekends. A Max will also wear very baggy jeans and dirty old stained tee shirts. Some how, A Max is always a pimp and gets many girls.
"Dude ryan is such a max!!"
A Max by lifeshardd March 10, 2019