Alvins, The 

Proper noun. Origins; NW Kent, SE London, early 21st century.

The feeling of dread that descends on a person before they have to embark on a long, arduous journey with little or no reward at the end of it. Commonly affects those using public transportation.

The Alvins can be particularly severe if the victim has to return home to their boring job, nagging wife or ugly children after a weekend away.

Symptoms include general antipathy towards other humans, random acts of violence on public transport and negative body language/bad posture/general slouching. These are likely to be exacerbated if the people waving them off are settling into a few beers or are merely inches away from their sofa.

Alvins, The - examples of use.

- "How long will it take you to get back to Edinburgh from London?"
- "It depends on the train, I'm getting The Alvins just thinking about it."

- "I hope you have a pleasant journey home..."
- "I seriously fucking doubt it, I've got the proper Alvins."

- "It was a good weekend away and I didn't even get The Alvins, thanks to a few cans of tramp-strength lager on the bus home.

Alvins, The by BobbyLooga March 22, 2008

Alvins, The 

Proper noun. Origins; NW Kent, SE London, early 21st century.

The feeling of dread that descends on a person before they have to embark on a long, arduous journey with little or no reward at the end of it. Commonly affects those using public transportation.

The Alvins can be particularly severe if the victim has to return home to their boring job, nagging wife or ugly children after a weekend away.

Symptoms include general antipathy towards other humans, random acts of violence on public transport and negative body language/bad posture/general slouching. These are likely to be exacerbated if the people waving them off are settling into a few beers or are merely inches away from their sofa.

Alvins, The - examples of use.

- "How long will it take you to get back to Edinburgh from London?"
- "It depends on the train, I'm getting The Alvins just thinking about it."

- "I hope you have a pleasant journey home..."
- "I seriously fucking doubt it, I've got the proper Alvins."

- "It was a good weekend away and I didn't even get The Alvins, thanks to a few cans of tramp-strength lager on the bus home.

Alvins, The by BobbyLooga March 21, 2008

Alvins Stage Manager 

A female who falls deeply in love with a man who resembles a chipmunk. She takes on the persona of being in charge of him like a manager.

Have you heard? Carol hasn’t been at any of the group hangouts lately after clocking in as Alvins stage manager.

Alvins Stage Manager by cheaters gotta go December 18, 2022

Alvina 

Alvina is a great amazing person who is loved by multiple people but may not see it all the time. They are extremely funny and always love to make a joke out of anything and everything. They’re usually also very pretty and never like to say it. They also are bad bitches and says or does whatever they want to. They are social floaters and likes to be friends with everyone, And when you are friends with them you’ll never regret being friends with them. You are lucky to be friends with a Alvina

Person 1: Have you seen Alvina she’s so nice to everyone are you her friend?
Person 2: yeah almost everyone is

Alvina by JewishHitlar December 28, 2020

alvinophilia 

Alvinophilia is a specific sexual interest in stomachs or navels.

"I think my boyfriend has alvinophilia." said Ashley to her best friend Jenny.
"Really? Well, at least he'll always think you have a sexy belly!" answered happily Jenny.

alvinophilia by LeeHaRin June 28, 2015

Alvina 

The best person ever. She is nice, funny, smart, and beautiful. You'd be lucky to be friends with her.

Are you friends with Alvina?
Yeah! who isn't?

Alvina by I'm me123453673567 March 22, 2011

Alvise 

Alvise is a gentle, sexy and passionate boy. He can be rough if he wants, or if you ask him ;)

If one has a fantasy from "50 shades of gray", go to Alvise, he will make it real.

He is so hot and rough, just like Alvise

Alvise by Avos'ka April 20, 2020