alumnut 

Idiot alumni of your university who proudly wears your school's colors and in so doing embarrasses you and fills you with shame.

Did you see that fat dude with the mullet in the Michigan sweat shirt...what an alumnut! Alumnuts make me so angry, make me wish I'd gone to a different school.

alumnut by eldingo April 8, 2010

alumnumnuts 

A graduate of a high school or college, usually male, who still hangs around his former school. This is usually because said individual is a total loser, is trying to meet younger girls, and has nothing better to do.

"Dude, didn't that guy graduate like two years ago"

"Yeah, but he still hangs around here trying to mac it to freshman girls. He's a total alumnumnuts."

alumnumnuts by Hank the Monster October 22, 2009

alumnot 

A person who claims to have graduated from a school or series of schools, but in fact, has fallen a bit short. In some cases, the student may have been a few credits shy of graduating, because if they took those classes then the man wins. alumnot.

If didn't skip that English 300 class at (insert generic art school) I would have been an alumni, but instead, I am an alumnot: By choice, though.

alumnot by fresh_produce October 4, 2007

alumnux 

A transsexual, transgender, genderqueer, gender non-conforming, or bi-gendered former student or pupil of a school, college, or university.
Alternative spelling of alumnus (masculine; plural alumni) or alumna (feminine; plural alumnae).
Plural: Alumnax

Singular: He is an alumnus, she is an alumna, and I am an alumnux of the same school.
Plural: We welcome all former graduates to our alumni, alumnae, and alumnax weekend.

alumnux by Tokenwasp February 9, 2017

alumuntu

It Means Death

Do You Want Alumuntu To Visit You

alumuntu by John Snells November 3, 2017