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Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.
See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.

Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"
"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."
Astronaut's Prayer by Skiparay December 17, 2009

Altrollism 

Benevolent trolling. Trolling a person or group while benefitting others.
Ruth showed her altrollism when she donated vaccines in the name of anti-vaccination cultists.
Altrollism by UberPest February 3, 2015

Ancient Astronaut Theorists 

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"

Astronomia 

The thing that happens when you're about to die.
Person 1: OMG That girl's about to die in the movie!
Person 2: *Plays Astronomia*
Astronomia by Ary_Mishor April 22, 2020