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1.
A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to
Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands
by Bernard March 04, 2005
 
2.
Slang for shoddy, unusable computer software
Dammit, this Altiris crashed my server again.
by giant_wayne August 25, 2009