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1.
A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to
Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands
by Bernard March 04, 2005
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2.
Slang for shoddy, unusable computer software
Dammit, this Altiris crashed my server again.
by giant_wayne August 25, 2009
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