alsteady

To be completely ready to handle something that generally makes you nervous or uneasy. Having the situation under control while staying cool, calm and collected. Completely ready for the next thing that life throws in your direction

Hey bro, we need to go pickup that sack of weed we ordered from Rickey! Alsteady man, lets ride.

alsteady by JeffAGW February 12, 2020

alspedy 

Alspedy is a word that describes someone who is foolish and makes a lot of mistakes. The word comes from a misheard word from the song parody, "Isko Moreno vs Alfredi". Nobody really knows who Alfredi is, but it is speculated to be a king. The word's definition comes from the "spedy" part of it. Check out what sped means yourself. But by combining these two, you get alspedy.

My computer is so alspedy! It keeps crashing when I try to play Minecraft.

alspedy by Drogobo July 31, 2022

Alster 

An Alster is like the Arnold Palmer of alcoholic beverages. It is a half and half mixture of beer and lemonade. An Alster is the perfect for any situation.

1) Hey Evan, do not go near the Alster, get your own!

2) Yo Steve, pass the Alst.

Alster by IDrinkAllTheFuckingTime January 4, 2010

Alstead

A small town filled with funny people and sexy people!

Danny is so sexy and funny! Do you know why? It's because he's from alstead

Alstead by nikki19977123 June 18, 2011

ahlstedt 

to make funny flapping noise with your mouth.

I just ahlstedt'd that box

ahlstedt by medeoker April 20, 2011

Aluted 

Negative; self-absorbed or arrogant – to think of others as below you or inferior.

“God, he’s just so aluted.”
“That’s such an aluted way of thinking!”

Aluted by pixcl_rr2 July 21, 2023

alstefretastic

The coolest kid in town, she has the best style EVER without having to try, would kill for her friends and can get WHOEVER she wants

that alstefretastic chick is A HOTTY

alstefretastic by reaganator May 11, 2008