Assheimers 

When you see an ass so nice you forget everything

Dude, check it out! That ass is so nice it gave me assheimers!

Assheimers by Greenpheonix187 September 21, 2020

Asimers

The illness you forget.

Me: Damn mary you suffer from asimers
Mary: what-
Me: Asimers the illness you forget, ok?
Mary: AHAHAHA you mean Alzheimer.

Asimers by Officialbossbabe March 13, 2021

Parking lot alzheimers 

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.

What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.

Parking lot alzheimers by Bull237 September 20, 2010

Password Alzheimers 

condition when one suddenly forgets a frequently used online password

Tried to sign onto facebook using my dog's name, my birthday, and my favorite song, but looks like no status updates today. I got Password Alzheimers.

Password Alzheimers by evil adam December 26, 2010

Canadian Alzheimers 

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.

My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop

Canadian Alzheimers by Yahoones February 3, 2023

damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking 

Anoying

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” damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking”

damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking by NOTAGAYPERSONBECAUSEOSKARISGAY March 2, 2020

Tea Alzheimers

A condition where the affected person finds themselves constantly forgetting about their tea. this can refer to

1. Forgetting boiling water in kettle
2. Forgetting steeping tea water
3. Forgetting mug of tea until it is cold

I hate having Tea Alzheimers, whenever I make a cuppa, I forget it until it's ice cold!

Tea Alzheimers by Bath alts Yoda May 11, 2016