this is where you shit in a plastic bag, freeze it, and then use the frozen feces to penetrate a woman's vagina
That girl was so nasty, I decided to give her the alpine slide
by lnglostsurfer June 1, 2007
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Taking a human bowl movement, freezing it and using it as a dildo.
I took a huge dump the other night and then gave my girlfriend an alpine ice slide.
by NeophyteMaster March 26, 2009
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