alphie 

alphie is the best person ever.when you meet him, you won't realise it, but if he genuinely likes you, you'll be best friends with him. he's the fucking sweetest person ever, unless you get on the wrong side of him. alphie will do anything for his friends and he's just the best fucking person ever, if you have an alphie in your life, don't let him go. he's gorgeous in every way. there's no one you'll love more than alphie. he's just the fucking best, and you'll be so fucking grateful to have someone as amazing as him in your life. i fucking love you alphie <3

"who's ur fav person?"
"definitely alphie man, i love him sm"

alphie by frankiexoxo May 8, 2020

Alphie 

Derogatory term for anyone from generation alpha.

"You Alphies were raised by your moms' ipads"

Alphie by Opdong July 18, 2022

alphie 

A strong, independent man who is a bit too sexy for his fam.

"Wow that guy is really sexy. Is he an Alex?"
"No. He's an Alphie."

alphie by musicalchurros July 21, 2016

Alphie 

Alphie is an amazing dog who LOVES Spaghetti, and bosses his owner all the time, and loves to poop and pee in the room of his owner.

Alphie is a boy PRINCESS.

Alphie by TRB1 December 9, 2018

The alphie 

Is when you insert your balls in her vagina and pull them out real slow until it makes a bopp sound if it doesn't make that sound it's just another disgusting act your doing to your girl. It has to be performed before intercouse because it can't be too wet or loose otherwise your gonna be able to make the bopp sound very rare to do

Before we go any further let's try to make the alphie bopp before your puusy to wet

The alphie by defunkizm July 18, 2022

Pull an Alphinaud 

To completely abandon Scholar class in FFXIV when Sage releases

Yo bro, I saw the Endwalker expansion trailer and I'm going to pull an Alphinaud for Sage.

Pull an Alphinaud by Green Greens February 7, 2021

Alphistic 

adj. - Being very Alpha male yet autistic simultaneously.

OP got drunk and almost banged a girl until he went alphistic when the girl backed out so he smashed her lamp on the ground and ran away.

Alphistic by d4rkr4in September 6, 2014