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AlphaPerv 

A sexually active male or female (usually a teenager) that is so obsessed with boobs, ass, dick, or body, that they are supreme ruler of other perverts; a very creepy and horny person.
"Look at Nikki Hawker, touching that guy's balls. Shes such an Alphaperv."
AlphaPerv by Artemis Google November 8, 2008

Alphadrogynist 

A heterosexual male who is proud of their lack of alpha and embraces femininity to express themselves. One who occasionally acts in a manner that other straight men would describe as gay.
Ryanimay Conferido is a proud alphadrogynist, his comedy sometimes consists of a pitchy voice and a flopped hand.
Alphadrogynist by BoopityLoopity November 24, 2019

Alphapalooza

A huge stepshow and party thrown at Texas A&M
You going to the palooza at A&M?

Alphapalooza was wyde!!!!
Alphapalooza by Aggie03 March 21, 2011

alphafrog 

A social outcast due to extreme obesity who stalks people on the internet. Psychologically unstable.

1)The alphafrog spent her entire days on the internet living in a cyber world trying to be popular.

2) Man, after she was called out for being a loser, she went all alphafrog!

3)I had no idea she would go all alphafrog and stalk him!


alphafrog by Katie Katie Miller April 26, 2009

Alphatrooper

Guy who is bad at games and has no life.He dosnt know memes.But he still uses them.Guy with no brains who is retarded.
That guy is alphatrooper.
Alphatrooper by Ciplis December 25, 2012

Alphaparaghetto 

To write a piece of text in a particular shape.
Derieved from 'alphabet'-'paragraph' and 'ghetto' which means to curb the alphabets in a paragraph in a predefined area
The text written in star shape is amd example of alphaparaghetto
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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