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A lonely man with no friends and gets no bitches. He plays cards like a nerd with his friend lucas.
by 1234231 February 13, 2017
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A male coward; A misogynist; A vile miscreant that wishes or causes harm or death to women; A gutless ignoramus. One who stalks women. cowardwhimppussysissychickenstalker
When Jimbo noticed the little Alpha harassing an innocent woman, he knocked him to the ground and beat him to a bloody pulp.
by Jimbo December 10, 2004
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the guy everybody wants to be around. outgoing. happy. never hated, always loved. easy to get along with, and strange at first
You know alpha?" "yeah!! i know alpha, i love that guy!
by pailph September 25, 2010
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The primw. the ultimate. the leadr. the ruler.Uber
wow man that doobie is so huge its like the Alpha Doobie
by silwyth88 July 10, 2008
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Your really good friend. Your bud, your pal, your more-than-acquaintance, your alpha :D
<Smack> Happy birthday, my alpha!
<RotoTiki> Dude! You remembered! My bitch girlfriend didn't remember!
by WordMastar June 30, 2003
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an ironic term used to describe a peevish, quirky male in his mid-40s who is: either a virgin or close to it, hopelessly in love with a woman or women who never think about him sexually, a complete dork who is unable to communicate with women or anyone else in a non-awkward manner (and who is completely unaware of his awkwardness), yet is nonetheless endearing because of his heart of gold & propensity for loving large aquatic mammals.
Onlooker #1: "Hey look at that dork talking to that gorgeous babe!"
Onlooker #2: "Is she actually SMILING at him? I think she is. Wow."
Onlooker #1: "Yes, she has that look in her eyes like she is about to hug a puppy."
Onlooker #2: "Oh I get it... That dude's not just a dork. He's an Alpha."
Onlooker #1: "I think he's showing her a statuette of a humpback whale.. Yep. Definitely an Alpha."
by Lilac Snitloch November 23, 2008
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A male person that is physically and mentally superior than most other males, making him a sexual target for females. The opposite of this would be a beta.
beta 1: Man I wish i could date that chick
beta 2: its too bad that she's with that alpha guy...i wish i was as buff as him
by ekruor June 10, 2012
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