Verb: alph, alph-ing, alph-ed
The derivation of extreme sexual pleasure from the act of vandalising "Alpha Course" signs by removing, or otherwise obscuring, the end "a", changing it to a word with sexual connotations.
The derivation of extreme sexual pleasure from the act of vandalising "Alpha Course" signs by removing, or otherwise obscuring, the end "a", changing it to a word with sexual connotations.
Q: What did you do last night?
A: I was out Alph-ing my local church.
Q: Urgh, you disgusting pervert!
A: Yes, I hate myself.
A: I was out Alph-ing my local church.
Q: Urgh, you disgusting pervert!
A: Yes, I hate myself.
by Tom11 May 31, 2012
An Alph-nade is an adjective given to a completly random frag granade thown in a multiplayer video game, which kills one or more opponents. Originated in Halo 2.
When the alph-nader (n00b) has successfully performed an alph-nade, the universal celebration is to to cry "ohhhhhhh omg i R so awsuM!!!!11!!!
When the alph-nader (n00b) has successfully performed an alph-nade, the universal celebration is to to cry "ohhhhhhh omg i R so awsuM!!!!11!!!
During a COD4 session:
Spetsnaz team - "oh for fucks sake they are throwing Alph-nades again"
Man on Spetsnaz team using eavesdrop perk hears - "Ohhhh omg i R so awsuM!!!!11!!!"
Spetsnaz team - "oh for fucks sake they are throwing Alph-nades again"
Man on Spetsnaz team using eavesdrop perk hears - "Ohhhh omg i R so awsuM!!!!11!!!"
by TheBlindDawg July 4, 2009
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