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alotapotago 

A span of time determined by the degrading memory effects of smoking pot. The actual amount of time elapsed being irrelevant; it could just as easily be five minutes as five years.

An excuse for forgetting something you should have remembered; again, blaming the amount of pot you have smoked since the event.
"That trip we made to Hollywood is etched upon my mind..." "Honey, I've never been to Hollywood; you must be thinking of your ex-girlfriend!" "Really? Well, it was alotapotago...
alotapotago by iGanja October 7, 2010
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alotapotago 

The occurrence one cannot recall most memories from the period of time as little as 1 minute ago unto the date that 1 came out of the hole.
"I can't remember exactly what I'm doing while writing this example. Mainly because I started doing it alotapotago."
alotapotago by Stay Realist January 5, 2020
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I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
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