Dudette: There must be an alonso on our street that we can steal one from
He normally is very tall, has a big head, and looks similar to George Lopez except 100xs uglier and he tries to be funny but he really isn't.
He works for Taco Bell and the Gardening service.
He grows his hayur oh so very long and it's curly and ugly.
He will eventually cut it which makes his head really weird looking and will make the back of it flat. Like WHOOSH.
He hits puberty extremly fast and by the 7th grade you can already see his ugly moostash and beard with his unibrow.
Chuck: Call Alonso, Dude