Top Definition
Handsome guy , funny , somewhat athletic with a great sense of humor and personality. Kinda tall with a tan or light skinned.

Is fun to hang around with and is a hardworking person
Hey Alonso is cute huh Brittany.
by ashhhleeyy:)<3 June 20, 2011
A north american, usually mexican, video game obsessed child. Also is a naive child who doesn't know what a hard drive is. Also known to love sony own 3 playstation 3s and 4 PSPs.
Dude: I need a PS3
Dudette: There must be an alonso on our street that we can steal one from
by Random Al Saud May 26, 2008
A computer genius that often is used as tech support. He also comonly knows tons about Nintendo and detests Sony. He's commonly from South America.
Phil: Goddamn it I can't (do something with my computer or somthing to do with Nintendo)

Chuck: Call Alonso, Dude
by WindmillMan February 22, 2008
Fernando alonso is a spanish formula 1 driver and is a complete prick he only does well with a good team behind him, also he is a cheat and only thinks of himself which is good in a way but not when you work in a team
I am watching the grand prix this weekend i hope alonso crashes and loses badley
by glennos April 27, 2008
Usually a ugly beast.
He normally is very tall, has a big head, and looks similar to George Lopez except 100xs uglier and he tries to be funny but he really isn't.
He works for Taco Bell and the Gardening service.
He grows his hayur oh so very long and it's curly and ugly.
He will eventually cut it which makes his head really weird looking and will make the back of it flat. Like WHOOSH.
He hits puberty extremly fast and by the 7th grade you can already see his ugly moostash and beard with his unibrow.
Girl 1: Hey look its Alonso!
by Insert Sexy Name Here December 13, 2010
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