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aLincolnism 

Alincolnism is simply the opposite of Lincolnism. The prefix A means "without" or "not", so lincolnism is simply a lack of belief in Abraham Lincoln(s).

There are two kinds of alincolnism: strong (positive) alincolnism and weak (negative) alincolnism. The difference between these two is basically that a weak alincolnist doesn't believe in Abraham Lincoln, while a strong alincolnism believes in no Lincoln.

Weak alincolnism is essentially the same as abegnosticism. It states that since we have no proof of a Abraham Lincoln, we cannot know for sure that he existed. Strong alincolnism states that since we live in a scientific world where the existence of things is determined solely by their observability, we cannot assume anything unobservable to exist. Abraham Lincoln isn’t observable, therefore he doesn’t exist (cf. Occam’s Razor). This doesn't mean that an alincolnist wouldn't WANT to believe in Abraham Lincoln, it merely means that he has no REASON to believe in it/him.
Anyone who lacks a belief in Abraham Lincoln is an alincolnist. Remember, presidential claims require presidential evidence, and until presidential evidence is proposed, alincolnism is the default position.
That dog is an alincolnist. A new-born baby is an alincolnist. And you should be an alincolnist too.
Yo! Did you see the facebook page dedicated to alincolnism? Its super rad!
aLincolnism by aLincolnist April 2, 2013
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algicosathlon 

a battle of 16 contestants just for 15 contestants to FUCKING BURN IN LAVA
lavender has been eliminated from algicosathlon with only 60 points, lets throw them into lava and have them fucking burn bois
algicosathlon by SloveniaSus February 8, 2021
Also known as Amicon. American comics that are collected and read in Japan. A japanese abbreviation of American Comic(s).
Whoo! they have that new Sonic anicon today!
Anicon by Qw33n Kuma November 13, 2003
A winged unicorn. A combonation of a unicorn and a pegasus. Sometimes known as a unipeg.
"The alicorn flew overhead, its horn prominent on its head, shining in the sunlight."
alicorn by Rose-Pose January 20, 2006

Alincolnist 

A reasonable person who accepts the historical fact that Abraham Lincoln is nothing more than a figment of historical imagination. There is not a SHRED of his actual existence.
Because presidential claims require presidential evidence, and there is not a SHRED of evidence for Lincoln, I will remain an alincolnist
Alincolnist by aLincolnist April 2, 2013

algicosathlon 

stupid series with 16 or more colours competing for some shit
people like to ship them like the clowns in the NotScotish community
hello and welcome to my algicosathlon! 69 colours will compete for ice cream!

host: blue is eliminated with 69 points
humans: this fucking sucks!!!
cyan: waaa blue got out waaa sob sob im depressed without my babe blue
algicosathlon by notzimbabwean February 26, 2022

Alicorn. 

An Alicorn is a winged Unicorn.

Mostly said by bronies.

Another word for Alicorn is Pegacorn.
Princess Luna is an alicorn also Princess Celestia is an alicorn.
Alicorn. by 20%Brony December 5, 2011