Almo
The sexiest beast around. He is literally a boss. He’s hard as fuck and often caught smoking a fag in back of the yard.
Almo by The busy puda December 12, 2018
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1.a person who has a nose that is too big for their face
2.a nose that is too big for a persons face
2.a nose that is too big for a persons face
that guy over there has an almo
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Almo
Act of spinning around the narrative of a story, article or comment in an untruthful manner to make the subject implausible.
ALMO
Almost homo, a guy who doesn't know he's gay yet. An ALMO often wonders why a lot of people think he's gay and works really hard to not appear gay. Regardless, a preponderance of evidence points to his homosexual tendencies. For instance, things such as:
* beyond metrosexuality, use of hair tape as a boy in grade school when it started early and sassily "switched up" his middle school uniform
* talks to gay men he meets at 1am for hours "because I'm just friendly"
* obsesses with pride on how much gay men are attracted to him
* cattily assesses fashion faux pas on the street and gets really upset about it
* AND most of all... an ALMO says things like "I get tired of being the dom."
* beyond metrosexuality, use of hair tape as a boy in grade school when it started early and sassily "switched up" his middle school uniform
* talks to gay men he meets at 1am for hours "because I'm just friendly"
* obsesses with pride on how much gay men are attracted to him
* cattily assesses fashion faux pas on the street and gets really upset about it
* AND most of all... an ALMO says things like "I get tired of being the dom."
Gay BFF: Ahh honey what's wrong? Did you and Dave break up?
Sad Girl: Uh, I was talking to my mom and other guy friends about some strange behavior, like he often acted like a girl about things, and not in a good way.
Gay BFF: Well, Darlin, he WAS like the woman in the relationship. You totally wore the hot pants in that one.
Sad Girl: Yeah, I think he's an ALMO. Too bad, it was fun, like dating a girlfriend - or you - but not.
Sad Girl: Uh, I was talking to my mom and other guy friends about some strange behavior, like he often acted like a girl about things, and not in a good way.
Gay BFF: Well, Darlin, he WAS like the woman in the relationship. You totally wore the hot pants in that one.
Sad Girl: Yeah, I think he's an ALMO. Too bad, it was fun, like dating a girlfriend - or you - but not.
remember the almo
when getting a blow job while sitting at the top of the stairs once you blow over her face you kick her down the steps and scream "remember the almo"
remember the almo by 4chan monster January 23, 2009