Andy: "Sounds like an alligator fuckhouse to me."
1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.
2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.
3) You demand that she consumes all the food.
3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware(tm) and it eat it later.
note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.
man #2: I'll be damned.... when is the wedding?