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8.
Performing any and all sexual acts while wearing jorts.
Let's go to UF. Jorts turn me on! I am freaky for the jorts. It's going to be an alligator fuckhouse with all those jorts!
by Roooooooooll Tiiiiiiiide! February 11, 2008
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9.
The act known as the Alligator Fuckhouse consists of placing the female lying down on her side, opening her legs like the powerful jaws of the mighty crocodile, and imitating the couragous tamer of these fearsome beasts.... ramming your entire head into her vagina.
Kevin: "I wore her like a hat last night!"
Andy: "Sounds like an alligator fuckhouse to me."
by Fusion Chamberlain September 12, 2006
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10.
The state of having completed the following tasks successfully:
1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.
2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.
3) You demand that she consumes all the food.
3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware(tm) and it eat it later.

note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.
Man #1: It was a total alligator fuckhouse
man #2: I'll be damned.... when is the wedding?
by selekta December 29, 2005
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