ur dna sequence gay allegiance 

ur DNA sequence gay allegiance
Absolutely destroys any form of the term "ur mom gay" even the term "ur family reunion homosexual communion". Whenever this phrase is spoken of God himself brings you to hell.

Me: ur family tree LGBT
Friend:*light headache*
Friend:ur family reunion homosexual communion
Me: *goes 20 feet in the air and falls down*
Me: You-you left me no choice bro
Friend: C'mon bro I was joking please don't do this
Me: Ur DNA Sequence gay allegiance
Friend: *fucking explodes and God himself starts crying as all of existence starts to cease*

ur dna sequence gay allegiance by lil_memer_memz May 18, 2018

Pledge allegiance to Breanne

I pledge allegiance to Breanne

and to the hoes in mini vans

and to the stoners with crazy boners
that make up her loyal clan
and to the nights of 80's film
that don't disappoint or overwhelm

One nation,

under her,

indivisible

through cheer

and entertainment for all

When we have cheer first hour I always pledge allegiance to breanne. Cult classic.

Pledge allegiance to Breanne by no air bags we die like men March 24, 2023

allegiance

Loyalty and or commitment

You never have to question my allegiance.

allegiance by Rlene323 December 11, 2016

Pledge of Allegiance 

Daily address read throughout public schools in America every morning. Used to be just fine and dandy until President Eisenhower added 'under God' in 1954 to spite the communists.

Now that 'under God' is a clear violation of the Establishment Clause of the federal Constitution, as defined by the Supreme Court in Engel v. Vitale, people push to remove the words from the Pledge. Others, such as fundamentalist Christians, claim we are a country of God. Whatever. THIS IS NOT A THEOCRACY.

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Pledge of Allegiance by Don't Mess With Texas March 28, 2004

Pledge of Allegiance 

That irritating moment in the morning of every school day when we are forced to worship a peice of cloth in the classroom.

"I pledge allegiance to the cloth hanging in the classroom, and to the brainwashin for which it stands, one nation under canada and above mexico." My pledge of allegiance.

Pledge of Allegiance by Glokwerk July 21, 2006

pledge of allegiance 

A type of brainwashing invented by the government of the United States and crammed down your throat by schools since preschool. Translated into simpler terms, the pledge means this:

"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."

Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.

Yolanda: "Have you recited the pledge of allegiance today?"
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."

pledge of allegiance by Jason Q. Dedrickston December 15, 2004

Black Allegience

The phenomena or awareness that occurrs and need to express it in some form or fashion, when a black person at a meeting, event, gathering, or in a large crowd feels that they are the only black person in attendance and then sees another black person.

DeMichael: "When I went to the convention, I saw Deon from accounting", I didn't know he was going so, (due to Black Allegiance) I went over and talked to him.

At the political rally, I saw another black person. (Due to Black Allegience) I didn't know her so I gave her the Sup Nod.

Can be used when a white person and a black person are together in a place where there are seemingly very few black people and the white person sees the black people acknowledge each others presence. Steve to Keisha " I saw you smile at that black girl over there, do you know her?" Keisha, " No, B.A."

Black Allegience by TheMammaK July 21, 2011