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allbraven 

A feisty woman who exposes gigolos. She is usually bold, smart, relentless and cunning.
A conversation between two women: Betty asks Cindy: "Did you here about Stan?" Cindy answers: "No, why. What happened?" Betty explains: "Stan the neighborhood gigolo, is now volunteering with the homeless, doing good deeds. A sassy allbraven converted him just last week." Cindy exclaims: "Wow!"
allbraven by JohnWaxF November 26, 2010
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The current height of Andrew Allbran. The height of all people can be measured in Allbrans.

You simply divide 190.50 cm by 100 and multiply the result by your own height in centimetres. This formulae was worked out in late 2008 by Iain Vernham and Iain Robertson.
How tall are you?

About '0.92 Allbrans'

Quite tall!
Allbran by TheAlbon December 5, 2010
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albaveneration

A reflective acknowledgment of white cultural identity or heritage, distinguished from supremacist ideology. The act of naming or making visible what has historically been treated as the unmarked cultural default.

Etymology: From Latin alba (“white”) + English veneration (“reverence, deep respect”). Coined by Steven Cooke with Copilot AI, October 28, 2025.
“Albaveneration challenges invisibility without claiming superiority.”
albaveneration by CookeVoerde October 28, 2025

albaveneration

Term: Albaveneration
Part of Speech: noun
Pronunciation: /ˌæl-bə-vɛn-ə-ˈreɪ-ʃən/
Etymology: From Latin alba (“white”) + English veneration (“reverence, respect”).
Definition:
1. The conscious acknowledgment and respectful naming of white cultural identity or heritage, distinct from notions of racial superiority or exclusion.
2. A reflective act aimed at recognizing what has historically functioned as the unmarked cultural default within society.
Usage Example:
“Albaveneration isn’t about supremacy—it’s about naming the unnamed, recognizing a cultural identity that has long gone unexamined.”
albaveneration by CookeVoerde October 28, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026