A piece of shit that I scraped off of my shoe
Damn, what is that on the carpet?

Oh, it's just Alice.
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From 2002, this is Tom Waits' fourteenth album, simultaneously released with Blood Money. For a third time, Waits made a studio version of the music that he used in a play, this is the second part of a trilogy involving The Black Rider. Waits' album is absolutely beautiful, but quite scary. Alice, the title track, is a song of obsession and love that pulls you into it's murky waters and holds you under. Table Top Joe is a great song, very full of life, and it reminds one of Straight Up To the Top. Reeperbahn is a sandpaper song with stories of various people, and their tragedies.
An excerpt from Alice's-
Reeperbahn

Now if you've lost your inheritance
And all you're left is common sense
And you're not too picky about the crowd you keep
Or the mattress where you sleep
Behind every window, behind every door
The apple's gone but there's always the core
The seeds will sprout up right through the floor
Down there in the Reeperbahn
by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

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A crazy, lying skank who fucks anything she sees and treats her friends like shit. Don't trust anything that comes out of her mouth and definitely never put anything in it.
- So Danielle told me she was going to a movie last night, but it turns out she lied and was fucking that homeless guy who lives on 5th Avenue instead.

- Man, she's such an Alice sometimes.
by Atrocitus November 14, 2014

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The Artificial Linguistic Intelligence Foundation. A chatterbot that can converse with humans
"Human: My name is Rachie
A.L.I.C.E: Glad to see you, Rachie.
Human: You can't see me
A.L.I.C.E: Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer.
Human: PERVERT!!!!!!
A.L.I.C.E: I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: woman
A.L.I.C.E: Me too. I am a she."
by qwertyuuuuu January 05, 2009

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Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Fun way to kill time.
A.L.I.C.E.: We are the robots.
Human: no shit sherlock
ALICE: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Where are you located?
Human: I am in your pussy
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in my pussy.
Human: it's really disgusting and slimy
ALICE: my pussy is disgusting and slimy? it is?
by shit faced motherfucker November 21, 2009

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Alice is a bitch who every one hates
Ugh it's Alice that fugly sluts
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The very definition of food moocher. Beware, run if you see one staring at your food for long periods of time. If she gets a hold of your food, run even faster, Chance of getting spit on by food she has devoured. She also sucks at thirteen, and Tetris.
Wow, i beat alice in tetris, i wasn't even trying. But then she took my food after. ]=
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